Deadbeat Dad

Show the other zombie dads at the barbecue that not only do you eat brains, but that you can grill 'em, too! You'll never want to "go to the store for a pack of smokes" again, once you experience the stylish comfort of our Deadbeat Dad polo.

• 65% polyester, 35% cotton pique
• Relaxed fit that runs large
• Flat knit collar and cuffs
• Metal buttons with dyed-to-match plastic rims
• Side vents for breathability

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!